My buddy just took a trip to China for a few weeks. He was over their on some mission work, helping to lead Leadership camps. While he was there, he let his beard grow out. No big deal, right? Well, it’s not, except for the fact that when he came back, he decided to have a little fun with it.
Being a huge Yankees fan, and recently inspired by Jason Giambi, he decided to try his luck with the 80’s Tom Selleck stache. Unfortunately for him, or maybe fortunately, it turned out to be one of the nastiest Porn Stache’s I have ever seen. I strongly encourage you to visit his blog and have a good laugh for yourself!
The porn stache is an aged old tradition. Urban dictionary defines it as – having a moustache that resembles Ron Jeremy’s, world known porn star. Not everyone can pull this off. Kids who love Ben 10 aren’t really in the running. You don’t see them too often in the world of these kid favorites. It’s more of a nastier crowd who pull off the porn stache. Think Jake the Snake Plummer or Adam Morrison. People who live behind the scenes tend to pull them off. Guys like ecommerce SEO specialists. But I say, if you have one wear it loud and proud. Don’t hide in the cyber world of internet marketing or anything else.
So, to my good friend, congrats for wearing the porn stache. Now, shave that nasty thing off!
Amen Eric! I told him that if he didn’t shave it that night, I would shave it in his sleep. We can’t have him walking out of the house looking all creepy. I couldn’t look at him w/out laughing. I love my stached man!
By: Heather on August 7, 2008
at 7:58 pm
Said pornstache has been officially certified
By: Pornstache on November 28, 2008
at 10:17 pm